Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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