1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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