Define "chronic" masturbator.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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