Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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