yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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