Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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