she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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