so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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