my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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