The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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