You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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