All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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