So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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