I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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