Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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