that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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