were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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