Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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