so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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