jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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