You really coming over, don't trick.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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