She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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