Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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