How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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