He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't deserve a penis
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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