Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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