Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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