My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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