I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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