You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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