1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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