Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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