how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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