whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Dicks are not precious.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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