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You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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