Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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