this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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