I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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