Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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