Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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