shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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