kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My breasts were aching with rage.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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