Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i don't like sucking hair
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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