Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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