nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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