I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I have post one night stand depression
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
