high people should be assigned attendants
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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