I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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