I'm jealous of your bromance
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
