I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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