words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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