the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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