Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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