i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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